What a finals. I repeat, what a finals!
This season’s NBA finals may not be for the filthy casual basketball fans. These are the people who just tune in to watch the recent drama between NBA superstars like Lebron James and Stephen Curry. The filthy casuals probably don’t give a fuck about this Thunder Pacers matchup. Guess what. I don’t give a fuck about them!
This series has been an awesome display of basketball being played on the highest level. I am all here for it.
One thing that has really stood out to me in this series is the level of defense that is on display. Both teams are uber athletic and forcing a fuckton of turnovers. Almost every shot is heavily contested. If you drive in the lane in this series, you better have your affairs in order because you are going to get fucked up!
If you are one of the forementioned filthy casual fans who say that players in the NBA don’t play defense, I honestly don’t have much time for you. Watch this series and repeat that statement please. I would also love to challenge the people who make this claim to play in an NBA game and see how they would fair. Most of these arrogant fuckers are short, fat, white dudes who would probably pass out before they could even pray of scoring a single point.
If NBA players don’t play defense, why doesn’t every successful college player go on to average 20 points per game in the NBA? Hmmmmm. Riddle me that Mr. Knows Everything!
The reality is that the level of shot making and offensive ability in the NBA is so high. Even when players are playing the best possible defense the players can still score. They make it look so easy. As a failed basketball product myself, I can assure you it is not.
I am six foot six and fairly athletic. My dreams of playing in the NBA were obliterated when I was about thirteen years old. Thats how fucking hard it is!
Sorry about my potty mouth this evening mommy. It’s late and I am a little slap happy.
Fuck shit tits ass mother fucker bitch got damn fuck. 🙂
Now that I have gotten that out of my systems lets get back to talking about this awesome series.
I simply cannot praise Mr. Tyrese Haliburton enough for his gutsy performance this Thursday evening. I have had a similar injury to his calf strain. I can attest firsthand how painful it is. Every time you jump it feels like someone is stabbing you in the fucking leg!
He clearly was not one hundred percent. I cannot send him enough respect for how well he played with such a delibitating injury.
As good as Haliburton is, Pascal Siakam might be the finals MVP should the Pacers win the NBA championship. Siakam might be the most underated player of the last ten years. He was a crucial part 2019 Toronto Raptors team that won the championship. When he got traded to Indiana many basketball writers, your boy Steviepooooo included, were like “Thats cute but it wont matter.” OH HAS IT MATTERED.
Siakam made some of the dirtiest shots of the post season in game six. His fadeaway at the end of the second quarter made lil Steviepooooo stand at half-mast.
Yes, lil Steviepoooooo is what I call my penis. Get over it.
On the other side of the coin the Thunder fucking sucked tonight. It’s too late to sugar coat anything. They were fucking awful. I honestly wonder if you could have given them the option to surrender in the third quarter if they would have taken it. They were just so bad.
The only nice thing I can say about them is their jerseys looked cool.
Thunder head coach Mark Daigneault would be well within his right to rip them all second buttholes on the flight home.
The Thunder honestly looked like a team that were all too aware of the fact that a potential game seven would be in their home arena. They looked so disinterested in the second half. You have a chance to win the whole fucking thing! Seize the opportunity and fucking do it!
This is what they get for relying on a Candian as their best player 🙂 Boom boom shots fired eh!
I am incredibly excited for game seven. I am done picking against these Pacers. I will be betting HARD on them Sunday evening. I can’t wait to see you all there!
Please like and follow so I can stop begging Mrs. Steviepoooooo to buy me string cheese when she goes grocery shopping. I am a grown man! I want to buy my own string cheese!
Just kidding baby. I love it when you buy my cheese 😉
A bientot!
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