Hold on to your butts ladies and gentlemen. It is time for everyone’s favorite segment. Your boy Steviepoooooo is bored at work and has decided to bless you all with his thoughts on what is going on in the Villa during Love Island season seven!
I need to start out by giving mad props to our girl Huda. There is no denying that she took her breakup with Jeremiah HARD. She has however seemingly turned a corner. She has been acting way calmer and rationally recently. She has not called a fellow islander a bitch in weeks! That is what we call growth.
All that being said, Huda has still failed to find anything close to a romantic connection since the departure of Jeremiah. She is currently paired with casa amour’s Chris. I honestly do not think that Chris is very interesting. He’s just tall. I give them less than two days before Huda declares that she is not feeling it and moves on.
I think the show needs to juice things up. The way to do so is to bring in a beloved Islander from a previous season. My number one draft pick would be Rob from last season. He is one of the few men who has made me question my sexuality. God damn is that man beautiful. Now I can’t focus because I am just thinking about how perfect his face is. Fuck.
Ok I just dumped some cold water on myself we can continue.
Rob and Huda together would be so hot. Just the idea of seeing them kiss is making me a little horny. As I said I am currently at work while writing this so I think it would be for the best if I stopped thinking about these two.
The Villa just has not felt the same since Jeremiah was voted out. For the record he was only voted out cause Ace has the other boys under his thumb and Ace hated Jeremiah. Ace hated Jeremiah because he is a jealous little bitch. Fuck you Ace!
To be clear the only reason Ace does not like Jeremiah is because all the hottest girls love Jeremiah. Ace will never forgive Jeremiah for scooping up Huda before Ace’s tiny ass had a chance to get rejected by her.
In the spirit of hating on Ace, I want to point out that every time Ace talks to a girl, he folds his arms leans back and smirks. Every time! It is driving me and my OCD crazy! My poor wife has to hear me rant about it every fucking night. He is such a smug little bed bug. I cannot wait for him to get out of the Villa and learn how much all of America hates him.
My thoughts about the Taylor, Orlandria and Clarke love triangle are that Taylor clearly likes Clarke more than Olandria. It sucks for Olandria but I was never really feeling them as a couple the entire time they were together. Taylor clearly instantly liked Clarke more than Olandria. It was painfully obvious.
I think it would have been kinder for the other Islanders to put Orlandria out of her misery and vote her out of the Villa. Now she has to hang out and watch Taylor and Clarke get freaky with each other. Orlandria is super nice and beautiful, but I just don’t think her personality is anything to write home about. Still, I have to give the girl props for having possibly the most perfect ass I have ever seen! I would pay so much money to eat cake off of that booty!
That is it for me tonight. Please like and subscribe!
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