Love Island Post Season Awards

What is that silence I have been hearing all week? It is the sound of zero islanders arguing with each other over whether or not one of their fellow islanders has genuine intentions.

Now that Love Island has wrapped up for the summer, we as Americans have nothing better to do but to watch boring sports like golf and baseball. I love golf and baseball. But I love me some baddies like Huda and Iris way more.

Congratulations to Amaya and Brian for taking home the grand prize as the winners of Love Island USA season seven. This was definitely not one of the best seasons of Love Island that I have seen. It did however fulfill its duty of providing seemingly endless amounts of entertainment during the heat of summer.

Brian and Amaya were one of the latest forming couples in to win that I can remember in love island history. They were only together for about fifteen percent of the season. Usually, the winners have been together for a majority of the season. This is a testament to just how dysfunctional this season was.

If Cierra had not been removed from the show, I think that she and Nic would have won. There is a lesson to learn here for all the kids watching. Being a racist piece of shit can cost you money on love island. Treat others the way you would like to be treated!

Time to give out some awards for this season of Love Island USA

Most Forgettable Islander

Zak with a K from Casa Amour. Who the fuck even was that guy? We may never know.

Hottest Guy

This goes to Jeramiah with zero hesitation. I have said it before and I will say it again. The show just wasn’t the same after he left. All the ladies were losing their minds over Jeremiah. Once he left the show became way calmer and suffered as a result.

Hottest Girl

I have gone back and forth on this one, but I have decided to give it to Bell-A. The spelling of her name might be the stupidest thing I have ever seen but god damn that girl is beautiful. I hope she graces us all on the cover of a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition very soon.

Most Improved

Amaya is the clear winner in this category. When she first entered the Villa I did not think she would last very long at all. She ended up stealing all of America’s heart with her silly antics. She also easily has the best quote of the season with “We build you!” Go Amaya go!

Class Clown

This one goes to our boy Nickypoooooo. The image of him maliciously sucking on Chelley’s toes while staring at Ace will be forever imprinted in my brain.

Biggest Villain

Ironically this award goes to possibly the tiniest islander in Love Island history. The dude not only got the main heartthrob of the season, Jeremiah, voted off. He was clearly playing the field hoping a better option would come into the Villa for him. He eventually decided to settle for Chelley. Boo Ace Boo. You’re not half as cool as you think you are buddy!

MVP

Huda. No ifs and or butts about it. Actually, there was quite a lot of butts about it. She has one of the greatest behinds in human history. I would happily suffocate in that thing.

On top of being an eleven out of ten on the hotness scale, Huda also was the straw that stirred the drink. She was the center of the best moments of the season. Go Huda go. She will go on to do many things in the Love Island Universe I am sure of it.

And so, this concludes another season of Love Island. See you next summer!

A bientot!