Next week I might just bet the opposite of what I predict during the week. Your boy is beginning to hemorrhage money this first month of the young football season.
Thursday Night: Seahawks 23 Cardinals 20
This game was a predictable snoozefest until the final eight minutes. The Cardinals came back from fourteen points down to tie the game. After a stupid penalty on the kickoff by the Cardinals dumb faced kicker, the Seahawks only needed one positive play to get into field goal range.
Sam Darnold made one of the best throws of his professional career to put the Seahawks in field goal range and cost the Poopies some dough. God damnit Sam!
College Marquee: Ole Miss 24 LSU 19
Trinidaddy Chambliss and the Ole Miss Rebels came up big for the Poopies Saturday afternoon. He might have solidified himself as Ole Misse’s starter for the remainder of the season. This team will hopefully begin getting some recognition by the media as a serious contender.
LSU has a lot of questions that need to be answered offensively. They have a very hard time running the football against any opponent. When they run into elite defenses they are going to struggle to score in the double digits.
Dublin Game: Steelers 24 Vikings 21
One of the worst feelings that I have experienced in quite some time was waking up Sunday morning and realizing that I bet multiple units on mother fucking god damn Carson Wentz.
The Vikings blowout victory over the Bengals last week installed a false sense of confidence in them and their backup quarterback.
The Steelers once again did just enough to beat a team that was continually shooting themselves in the foot. I swear the Steelers are not very good. Yet they are 3-1. You are what your record says you are. The connection between Rodgers and DK Metcalf does look like a solid connection that can carry this offense during stretches.
Early Window
Giants 21 Chargers 18
As predicted on benniesblast.com, the Chargers suffered a Dart attack in New Jersey. From a human level it has to be difficult to fly across the country to play a game early in the morning for your biological clock. For that reason, I said the Giants would cover the 5.5-point spread. I did not expect them to win the game outright. Congrats to the G-men and their young buck Jackson Fart.
Texans 26 Titans a big fat fucking ZERO
Fucking god damn mother fucking shit! The Texans are not good but the Titans fucking suck! Three weeks in a row I have stupidly bet on them to cover, and they have not even come close. I am done with them! Done!
That being said, the Titans are in Arizona next week and could easily cover the eight point spread right?
Falcons 34 Commanders 27
I kind of want to sue the Commanders for their reporting of the Jayden Daniels injury. I thought he was going to play all week and then boom he is out. I would never have bet on Marcus Mariota for a second week. Even I am not that crazy!
Bills 31 Saints 19
The Bills never came close to covering the biggest spread of the NFL season so far. Most of my gambling buddies were taking the fifteen plus points and the Saints. My dumbass on the other hand was adamant in riding with Josh Allen and the Bills. They never came close to covering and were actually at risk of losing the game in the fourth quarter.
Congrats on covering the spread Spencer Rattler but you will never win an NFL game. NEVER!
Eagles 31 Buccaneers 25
The Eagles are the defending champs and the best team in football. We all need to remember this. I could not resist betting on Baker and his late game magic. The Eagles thoroughly outplayed the Buccaneers all day. The Buccaneers were able to make it somewhat tight at the end. This was a statement win by the Eagles. The rest of the NFC needs to be worried if the Eagles finish with the best record in the conference and the path to the super bowl goes through Philadelphia.
Lions 34 Browns 10
The Lions bent over the Browns today. Poor Joe Flacco could not do anything against the Lions impressive pass rush. This was one of the few easy victories for the poopies today. We will continue to ride the Lions until they do us wrong.
Patriots 42 Panthers 13
After beating the Falcons by thirty points last weekend the Panthers lost to the lowly Patriots by twenty-nine points. This is exactly why the Panthers are the most confounding team in professional football. Thankfully for us we rode with the home team and won a few dollars in this boring ass football game.
Late Window
Rams 27 Colts 20
It appeared as though the Colts were going to prevail for the poopies for a fourth straight game. Alas, a few major miscues cost the Colts dearly as the Rams handed the Colts their first loss of the season.
The Rams looked very solid on both sides of the ball in this game. This was a really good viewing experience. Both of these teams will be relevant come January.
Jaguars 26 49ers 21
This was a big statement win for the Jaguars on the road. They turned the 49ers over four times yet somehow only mananged to win by one score. Trevor Lawerence and the Jacksonville offense needs to play better to take advantage of this fercious defense.
From the 49er’s perspective, they played well below their standards and still almost won. This team is having trouble finding rhythm because of all their injuries. They need to get healthy and practice A LOT to get their flow back.
Chiefs 37 Ravens 20
The Ravens are SPIRALING. This game was not competitive. The fumble bug appears to have jumped from Derrick Henry to Lamar Jackson. The Ravens need to get their shit together quick before this season slips away from them.
This game is exactly what the Chiefs need. They quieted a lot of the noise with the return of Xavier Worthy. It’s amazing how much better a team can be when they don’t have the worst receiving core in the league.
Bears 25 Raiders 24
There is an epidemic of blocked field goals happening in the NFL. Da Bears blocked the Raider’s game winning attempt to take home an ugly win from sin city.
Caleb Williams was not great but did just enough win. Hopefully winning a game like this will build Caleb and the Bears confidence and lead to better play for the rest of the season.
Da Bears Da Bears Da Bears Da BEARS!
A Bientot!
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