The NFL season may be short in terms of the number of games that teams play. To the players and fans, the season is full of peaks and valleys. You can never get too high or too down on your team based on how the last few games are going.
All that being said, the Baltimore Ravens should rest all of their starters for the rest of the season. Their season from hell is official! Trade everyone! Fire Harbaugh! Cut Lamar! Execute Derrick Henry! What an embarrassment!
Thursday Night: Giants 34 Eagles 17
Who would have thought that the lowly New York Giants would double up the defending Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles? No one!
I may have picked the Giants to cover the rather high point spread of 7.5. Even your boy could not have foreseen this ass kicking. The Eagles have a lot of serious soul searching to do to avoid becoming the NFC version of the disappointing Ravens.
Congratulations to the Giants on having an exciting young team. The ceiling for this team is still not very high. There is no denying that their floor has been raised.
College Marquee: Indiana 30 Oregon 20
Yet another shocking result during this eye brow raising football weekend. The undefeated Indiana Hoosiers waltzed into Eugene Oregon and handed the previously undefeated Oregon Ducks their first loss. I will no longer doubt the Hoosiers who thoroughly outplayed the Ducks in this game. They will be a top three ranked team come Monday and it will be well earned.
They have all but essentially punched their tickets to the College Football Playoffs this winter with this win. It is both the most impressive win any team has had this season and the most impressive win in Indiana Football history.
London Game: Broncos 13 Jets 11
Take that England! Every football fan knew this game would suck and boy did it ever!
Dotting Bones, also known as Bo Nix, appeared to wish he was still snug asleep in his bed as the Broncos offense never woke up for this game. Thankfully for them the Jets fucking blow and are officially on 0-17 watch.
Early Slate
Panthers 30 Cowboys 27
I said on Thursday that this game featured the two least predictable teams in the NFL. Boy did it ever live up to the billing. If I was not a degenerate gambler I would have stayed well clear of this game. Unfortunately, I suck and I lost more money at the hands of Bryce Young’s tiny ass.
Seahawks 20 Jaguars 12
I really thought the Jaguars would continue to roll at home in this contest. The Seahawks talented young defense was too much for Trevor Lawrence’s pea brain to handle. They failed to find any consistency all game.
Sam Darnold did just enough to lead the young Seahawks to a solid road victory. It helps when he can just hurl the ball downfield to Jaxson Smith Njigba. He might be the fastest and most talented sub 25-year-old receiver in the league.
Colts 31 Cardinals 27
This game was a little tighter than a Colts believer such as me would have liked. The Colts should have beaten the Cardinals by more than one score at home. Let’s not mention the fact that the Cardinals trotted Jacoby Brissett’s old ass out there at quarterback.
In the end the Colts played another solid game and are off to their best start since 2009. Too bad they did not even come close to covering! Those sons of bitches!
Rams 17 Ravens 3
The Ravens are done! There is no coming back from this! They are screwed! Tear it all down start from scratch because you suck!
The Rams should have honestly won by more. I am also officially labeling Puca Nacua an “always hurt guy” If feels like every single game he leaves to get evaluated and then comes back perfectly fine. I am on to you Puca. Nothing gets by Steviepoooooo private investigator! Nothing!
Patriots 25 Saints 19
The Patriots took care of business in the Big Easy today. This game was closer than I expected but the Pats still covered. That’s all that matters right?
I am starting to get really scared that Drake Maye will be a really good quarterback in this league. That would be incredibly unfair after two decades of Tom Brady. The Patriots deserve to have a shitty quarterback situation for a few decades.
Chargers 29 Dolphins 27
Credit to the Chargers for flying across the country and winning a tight game in the Florida heat. The Chargers needed to win this game to end their recent two game losing streak. They will look to build upon this while they continue their quest to be AFC West champions.
The Dolphins offense is still somewhat fun to watch. Their defense makes me sick! They couldn’t stop my grandma and she is dead! Just like the Ravens! Dead!
Steelers 23 Browns 9
If you could give the Browns the Dolphins offense you would have a really good team.
The Browns defense continues to play well. Their offense on the other hand is too poopy for the Browns to have a chance in most games that they play. I am worried that we are getting close to the point where the Browns defense throws in the towel. There is only so long they can continue to play well while they watch their offensive counterparts suck butt!
Late Window
Raiders 20 Titans 10
I finally did it! I broke my streak of moronically betting on the Titans and won a bet! Go Me!
In the words of their own quarterback the Tennessee Titans are “Ass”.
Cudos to any true football fan who watched almost every snap of this poopfest.
The Bengals thought that Joe Flacco was the kryptonite for the Green Bay Packers. They were almost right. Old School almost pulled off the improbable by beating the Packers twice in less than a month on two different teams. The silver lining is that the Bengals have a less bleak option at quarterback going forward.
As for the Packers, I would be a little concerned. Other good teams were absolutely murdering the Bengals. This game was a one score game for a majority of the game. Most people thought they would murder the Bengals at home coming off a bye. That was not the case.
Buccaneers 30 49ers 19
I told you all that Mac Jones was not very good! You guys did not believe me! The man has negative mobility in the pocket. Most of the nine sacks that he suffered were his slow ass fault.
Baker Mayfield has my vote for MVP at this point of the season. He had a run on 3rd and 14 where he broke three tackles to get the first down. The man is a winner. The Browns will be forever cursed for getting rid of him.
A bientot!
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